FINAL FOUR! | Sing It! | Episode 9


I can’t believe
this happened. Who would
do this to me? I assure you we are gonna get
to the bottom of this. Those pictures
were meant to be something private
between me and
my husband. I–I know this is
an awkward question, but is there any scenario in which Darrell
would have done this? Darrell would never
do something like this. Besides,
he’s going mental thinking other men
are seeing me naked. I’m sorry. I just–
I had to ask. Someone stole his phone
the other day. Well, if we
find the phone, then maybe we’ll find out
who blasted the pictures. Oh, I’m so embarrassed. How am I going
to face the world? You have nothing
to be embarrassed about.
You are the victim. We are not even
gonna dignify this
with a response. Thanks, Stacey. Plus, with that body, you should
hold your head high. Those perky boobs
and that bubble butt, wowza. This sounds like
a fun room to be in. STACEY:
What do you want? I want what
you were describing. Luke. Also, Drew’s
asking for you. [sighs] I know you
won’t believe me… but I didn’t look. You’re right.
I don’t believe you. [music playing] ♪ Whoa, oh oh oh, oh oh ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh oh oh, oh oh ♪ ♪ Whoa oh ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh oh oh, oh oh ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh oh, oh oh ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh oh, oh oh ♪ [laughing] So this is where
the magic happens, where you
will judge your little
rock-star heart out. Oh, good. This is–
This is Eli, guys. Yeah, we know
who he is, but you don’t know
who we are are.
Now you do, so it is really cool– Drew, say something
so I stop. Say something. Ah, wow.
You are, like… abnormally charismatic
in person. Can see why
Stacey’s babbling. Thanks, man. It’s a pleasure
to meet you both. It is such
an honor to have you
on the show this week. It is going
to be killer. I’m really stoked
to be here. Oh, man,
the last show, that was epic. Took balls
to stand up
to the man. I respect that. See you both
at showtime. Yeah. Uh, Kali. Oh, yeah? Start calling
Darrell’s cell phone. It went missing.
It may lead us to whoever leaked
those naked pictures. Luke can help you. Oh, I’ll find it. I always seem
to find things. It’s ’cause you’re
so close to the ground. Hmm. Meep. The better
to kiss you with. Boop! God, I am so glad she’s not
so weird anymore. Look, baby, I know this
is really, really bad,
but Stacey– They’re not
doing anything! This isn’t right!
Your privacy has
been violated! Calm down, Darrell. Can we please
just focus on
performing tonight? Not until they
eliminate him
from the competition. You really don’t think
it was Freddy. Dude’s been worried. He considers you
the front-runner, and he could have
easily taken my phone. We’re constantly
in here together. Ooh. Uncomfortable silence. Afraid I’m going
to take this thing tonight? No shock there. I’m gonna expose you… so hard. Normally
I’d be into that, but step off. Darrell. Darrell, wait. You okay today? Sit up. Sit up.
Sit up. Oh. Sorry we’re
a few minutes late. It’s been a crazy day. Well, if our producers
want to talk to us
about our Maisy– heh–we will wait
till the cows come home. Wait. Maisy
didn’t tell you? We know she’s
only 14 years old. We paid
top dollar
for that forger. Shh! Maisy, I am so sorry, but we’re going to have
to disqualify you. The D word? This is
“American Idol”
all over again. Okay! I can’t
listen to this
for another second. You guys are
a goddamn disgrace
as parents. I am sorry you can’t be
on the goddamn show,
sweetheart. Now get the hell out
of my goddamn office. Actually, it’s
my goddamn office. STACEY:
Out! [scoffs] Come on, baby. Maisy, wait. Stay. On the show? No. But you see how
I could think that, right? I’m only a kid.
You should choose your words
more carefully. My bad. Would you even
want to stay on the show
if you could? Because the other day,
you were telling me
you didn’t. I just didn’t want to miss
my softball championship, but I still want to sing. Well, maybe there’s
a way we can do both. So I’m not disqualified? No, you are. Again, you see how
I could think that, right? [sighs] Focus, Stacey. [sighs] Whoa.
You feeling all right? Yeah. Uh, I just– the pain in the necks
inside are giving me
a pain in the neck. Let me get in there. On top of being
a rock star, I’m also a, uh,
certified masseuse. Oh, you don’t have to– Oh. [breathes deeply] [sighing] Yes. Wow. You are tense. Is every week
this stressful? Uh, you came
on a particularly
crazy week. Yeah?
What makes it so– No talking.
No talking. Just one more question. Huh? You want to grab a drink
after the show tonight? Um… a drink? Yeah. Of course, yes. [ringtone playing] That’s my phone. Aha! Where is it? Where is it? Oh, shiz. Hell, no! Hell, no! That’s my phone!
I’m gonna kill him! No, it wasn’t me.
I’m being set up. I can’t believe
you would do this
to me, Freddy. The phone
isn’t proof, boo. If I took it,
why would I hide it
here of all places? Because you’re stupid,
maybe? [shrieks] Hey, hey. Give me the phone. I’ll see what
I can find out. That is,
unless you have
something to hide. The only thing
I have to hide is my ♪ oww ♪ when I’m doing
my Diana Ross impersonation. My password
is TruckYou. Mm. Pure class,
this one. Wow. You feel that? You are really tense. Oh. Um, Eli,
we’re ready for you
for rehearsal. [exhales] Ohh. I’ll catch you later,
Stace. Um, that’s Stacey. She hates it
when you drop the Y. Chht!
You can drop the Y. It’s fine.
I like it. Till showtime… Stace. Heh. [laughs] Holy balls. Eli Savage was totes
just flirting with you. I think he
just asked me out. What are you gonna wear? I got it. Okay,
what about that blue blouse that shows a respectful
amount of cleave? Oh, I know. Wait.
Where are we with
Darrell’s phone? I found it. And? Luke’s doing
an autopsy on it
for intel. All right.
Keep me updated. Got it, Stace. Kali. Don’t ever drop the Y. [laughs] Gotcha. [laughs] Looking good, Eli. Have a great show. I always do. STACEY:
How’s Eli feeling? He ready?
He good to go?
He excited? I have never
seen you this invested
in a guest judge before. Yeah, well,
this guest judge kind of, sort of
asked me out
after the show. Weird. Why? Because he’s
out of my league? No, it’s weird,
because he also asked me out
tonight after the show. He asked me out, too. Not really. I just wish he did. [audience cheering] TROY: Yeah! Yes! Hello, everybody! Come on, now! Come on! Get on up, people!
Stand on up! Yes! Hello, everybody, and welcome
to the final four of… “Sing It”!
“Sing It”! After tonight,
only two contestants will remain standing
and me. ‘Cause I don’t have
a chair up here. Anyways,
ladies and gentlemen, I have a bit
of a shocking announcement. Sadly, we must say good-bye
to Maisy tonight. [groaning] I told you it was shocking. Unfortunately
our youngest contestant ever is actually even younger
than we had thought, so therefore
we must disqualify her. But I have some great news. Turn those frowns
upside down, because we at “Sing It”
are officially announcing that Maisy will be given
an automatic ticket to the top 10
in a future season. [applause] Yeah. So without further ado, please welcome Maisy Kelly singing one last time
for us. Yes.
[cheering] There’s the applause
you deserve. We’re gonna
miss you. [music playing] ♪ There’s an S
under my clothes ♪ ♪ On my chest
where nobody else can see ♪ ♪ I light up when
the doors are closed… ♪ You know, she made you
cry back when you
first started, too. There’s just something
about that kid. You did good
handling this. Still not done. ♪ I’m a fire starter ♪ ♪ Make your blood run
faster ♪ ♪ I melt hearts like
water ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, ohh ♪ ♪ I’m a fire starter ♪ ♪ I’m a sweet disaster ♪ ♪ Ohh ♪ ♪ Fire starter ♪ [cheering] [shrieks] TROY: Yeah! Whoa! It’s Maisy’s
softball team. They just finished
their championship
game, so we flew them
all out here to see their
teammate perform. They lost the game
15 to 1, total slaughter, so it’s
a double loss
for Maisy, but, folks, this is
pretty darn nice,
isn’t it? [Troy laughs]
Yeah. Congratulations,
guys. But not to you, Maisy.
Ha ha. Because she was eliminated, so I wouldn’t
congratulate her for that. Hey,
there’s my girl. Let’s go.
Let’s go. Come on. Come on.
All right. Let’s go,
short stuff. Let go of me,
you crazy lesbian. I’m not crazy. TROY: With Maisy gone, that leaves us
with just three contestants, the big three,
los tres amigos.
Let’s get to know these
three singing stooges a bit better by watching
these “getting to know
you” segments. Hey, you guys,
we solved the crime! We know– Guys, it was Darrell. He leaked
the pictures of Darcy. I know.
Black guy was innocent. Crazy, right? How do you know
for sure? I started
digging for clues, but the text messages
and voice mail didn’t
give me shit. Then I saw that
his phone automatically
updates to the cloud. I mean, what kind
of idiot does that? Wow, what an incredible
top three. And now the first
performance of the night, Mr. Darrell Docket! I logged into the cloud
with Darrell’s password to check the backup
and nailed him. Those naked pictures
were texted
to a friend with instructions
for him to leak it. Before Darrell’s
performance, I have a very quick
announcement. As many of you know, there has been
a recent scandal involving one of our
“Sing It” finalists. And this just in, it was none other
than Darcy’s husband Darrell Docket
who leaked those
naked photos. [audience gasps] [gasps] That’s you. You monster. It’s a lie. Heh heh. It’s a no-good lie. How could that
be a lie if my teleprompter
said it was you? Just words. And the people
in my earpiece are telling me that
they have recovered certain
text messages
from the cloud that say otherwise. Oh, crap. I mean,
what kind of idiot automatically updates
to the cloud? Wow, that–Okay. That was actually
a lot more people
than I expected. Look, it ain’t
about what I did. It’s about
my singing, right? Play it! [music playing] ♪ Day after day,
I’m more confused ♪ ♪ Then I look for the
light in the pouring
rain ♪ ♪ I’m counting on you ♪ ♪ You can carry me
through ♪ ♪ Oh, give me the beat,
boy ♪ ♪ Free my soul ♪ [booing] ♪ I want to get lost
in your rock ‘n’ roll ♪ ♪ And drift away ♪ Boo! ♪ Give me the beat, boys ♪ ♪ Free my soul ♪ ♪ I want to get lost
in your rock ‘n’ roll ♪ ♪ And drift away ♪ I’m singing! ♪ We gonna drift away,
yeah ♪ ♪ Free my soul ♪ [booing continues] [crying] I’m so sorry, Darcy. Am I stupid for not
seeing this coming? You’re not stupid. I mean, who would
think their husband would do such a thing? Darcy, you’re up
in one minute. Are you gonna be okay? I-I think so. How do I look? I’m not gonna lie
to you, Darcy, but I am gonna walk away
to avoid the question. Y-You’re not
in the right shape
to perform right now. Um… let’s switch spots. Okay? That’ll give you some time
to compose yourself. You would
do that for me? Ah, of course. Freddy’s got you. Ah, Freddy’s got you. I’m sorry
I ever doubted you. Just give
the performance of your life, ’cause, girl,
you’re about to have a world of trouble
following me, okay? [laughs] Oh, golly. Makeup? ♪ Tonight
I’m gonna have myself ♪ ♪ A real good time ♪ ♪ I feel alive ♪ ♪ And the world ♪ ♪ I’ll turn it
inside out, yeah ♪ ♪ I’m floating around
in ecstasy ♪ ♪ So don’t stop me now ♪ ♪ Don’t stop me ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m
having a good time ♪ ♪ Having a good time ♪ ♪ A shooting star leaping
through the skies ♪ ♪ Like a tiger defying
the laws of gravity ♪ ♪ I’m a racing car passing
by like Lady Godiva ♪ ♪ I’m gonna go, go, go ♪ ♪ There’s no stopping me ♪ ♪ I’m burning
through the sky, yeah… ♪ He’s crushing it. This is what
it’s all about. ♪ …Fahrenheit ♪ ♪ I’m traveling
at the speed of light ♪ ♪ I wanna make a supersonic
man out of you ♪ ♪ Ooh, I’m burning
through the sky, yeah ♪ ♪ 200 degrees, that’s why
they call me Mister
Fahrenheit ♪ ♪ I’m traveling
at the speed of light ♪ ♪ I wanna make a
supersonic man out of
you ♪ ♪ Don’t stop me now ♪ ♪ I’m having such a good
time ♪ ♪ I’m having a ball ♪ ♪ Don’t stop me now ♪ ♪ If you wanna
have a good time ♪ ♪ Just give me a call ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m having
a good time ♪ ♪ Yes, I’m having a good
time ♪ ♪ I don’t wanna stop at
all ♪ [cheering] Freddy Traymont,
everybody. Wow! Wow! Those spins! Ridiculous! Amazing! Amazing! Ha ha! There are times
like right now where I wish
I was inside you. Hah. I mean–
I mean, not like– Because I want to be
a good performer. I– Shh.
Mm-hmm. Judges? I really enjoyed
all of the lights and the colors. It reminded me
of a trip that
I once took when I took a hit
of my new medicinal
strain of weed. It’s called
Holli-Cost. But–But just ’cause
my name is Holli, and it’s
cost-efficient. So you–you liked it? Didn’t like it? Oh, yes! Freddy–
Freddy was
incredible. There’s nothing else
to say. I mean,
he’s so talented, a total star. Thank you. Okay, well, uh,
Freddy, that was truly one of your
greatest performances. You’re gonna be
a tough one to beat. Thank you so much. [cheering]
Bye, everybody. Okay. Thanks. Okay. Hey, Drew. You gonna be okay
out there? Yeah. I so badly wish
that this didn’t happen, but–but a true artist
will turn the pain into something bigger
than the hurt. I mean,
this is the moment that I have
been waiting for
my whole life. And, dang it, I’m ready. Well said. Heh. I do have just one
tiny request, though. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands
together for the one, the only Darcy Dock– Probably a different last
name soon, so for now, we’re
just gonna go with Darcy. Yeah. We’re changing
Darcy’s song. To what? To something
she wanted. [cheering] ♪ Made a wrong turn
once or twice ♪ ♪ Dug my way out ♪ ♪ Blood and fire ♪ ♪ Bad decisions ♪ ♪ That’s all right ♪ ♪ Welcome to my silly
life ♪ ♪ Mistreated ♪ ♪ Misplaced,
misunderstood ♪ ♪ Miss no way it’s all
good ♪ ♪ It didn’t slow me down ♪ ♪ Mistaken ♪ ♪ Always second-guessing ♪ ♪ Underestimated ♪ ♪ Look, I’m still around ♪ ♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪ ♪ If you ever, ever feel ♪ ♪ Like you’re less than,
less than perfect ♪ ♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪ ♪ If you ever, ever feel
like you’re nothing ♪ ♪ You are perfect to me ♪ ♪ You’re so mean ♪ ♪ When you talk ♪ ♪ About yourself ♪ ♪ You were wrong ♪ ♪ Change the voices
in your head ♪ ♪ Make them like you
instead ♪ ♪ So complicated, ♪ Look how big you make
it ♪ ♪ Filled with so much
hatred ♪ ♪ Such a tired game ♪ ♪ It’s enough, I’ve done
all I can think of ♪ ♪ Chased down all my
demons ♪ ♪ I’ve seen you do the
same ♪ ♪ Ohh ♪ ♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪ Don’t you ever, ever
feel ♪ ♪ Like you’re less than,
less than perfect ♪ ♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪ ♪ If you ever, ever feel
like you’re nothing ♪ ♪ You are perfect to me ♪ ♪ Yeah, you’re perfect ♪ ♪ You’re perfect ♪ ♪ Oh, pretty, pretty,
please ♪ ♪ Pretty, pretty please ♪ ♪ If you ever, ever feel
like you’re nothing ♪ ♪ You are perfect to me ♪ [cheering] Wow, you really did it. I’m saying the show
was all right. You know I can’t
feel that, right? And I know you love
the show as much as I do. Otherwise,
you wouldn’t be here. TROY: Judges, you will be… Ow! selecting the final two. Who will be… going home? Troy, tonight
our decision was unanimous. If it’s unanimous,
how are we gonna
know who it is? That’s anonymous. That’s not even a word. You’re pretty. Thanks. Darrell,
you’re a disgrace. You’re going home. Yes! [cheering] I mean, uh, what a journey it has been. You will be missed? Can I at least sing
my good-bye song? With all due respect, get the [bleep]
off my stage. [audience gasps] I just cursed on live TV. The FCC’s
gonna fine us for that. Shit. Oh, my God.
It just happened again. [bleep]! Aah! Hmm.
It’s worth the fine. [screaming] Yeah.
Word. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
your final two contestants of this season’s “Sing It”! [cheering] Yeah. And wait. There is more, because I have one more
surprise for you tonight. What does he mean,
“One more surprise”? This season on “Sing It,” we took away the fan vote to avoid
a popularity contest, but now that the judges
have narrowed it down
to the two singers, we’re bringing you back
for real. We will be crowing
our new champion based on your votes. The information
on how to cast your vote is on the screen right now, so vote now, and vote
as often as you can, because you will be
selecting this season’s
winner of… “Sing It”!
“Sing It”! [theme music playing] ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Whoo ooh ooh, ooh ooh,
ooh ♪ Ah, okay,
so I–I have to ask. I read somewhere
that 8 out of 10 women
in their 20s lost their virginity
to one of your songs. Only if you round down. [laughs] [laughs] Oh, my God. I lost
my virginity
to Vin Scully. Eww.
He’s, like, 100. No, his voice. It was playing in
my boyfriend’s car. Go, Dodgers. [both laugh] So you’re probably
wondering why I asked you
both out for a drink. Let me guess.
You want a threesome. [laughter] Actually, yes. We should do that. Huh? Uh, do what now? There’s some
undeniable sexual energy between the two of you. [scoffs] I want in on it. What do you say? You guys want
to get out of here? [music playing] CROWD: Potvin sucks!

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