Slow Jam the News with President Obama


President Obama still has
eight months left in office before his second term is up. Naturally, this is a time
to look back on all he’s accomplished over
the past eight years. You know, I was going to make
a joke about this, but I — [ Laughter ] I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs
to be slow jammed. You know what I’m talking about,
Tariq? Yeah, Jimmy. I think you’re saying you’d like
to slow jam this news. That’s right.
I wanna slow jam the news. And I’m not the only one. [ Cheers and applause ] Hello. [ Laughter ] I’m President Barack Obama, and I, too, would like
to slow jam this news. Hit me eight times! ♪♪ It’s been an honor
and a privilege to serve as your president
over the past eight years. When I first took office,
our nation was facing one of the worst recessions
in its history. Since then, we’ve added
more than 14 million new jobs and lowered
the unemployment rate to under 5%. Through the actions
of my administration, we were able to stimulate
the economy and get our country
back on track. Aww, yeah. President Obama stimulated
long-term growth. [ Laughter ] In both the public
and the private sector. In 2008, the country
wasn’t feeling in the mood. It was too tired, stressed,
said it had a headache. But Barack lit some candles
and got some silky satin sheets. ♪ Silky satin sheets now ♪ Told the American people,
“Yes, we can.” ♪ Yes, we can,
it’s all right ♪ ♪ He created tons of jobs
for you and me ♪ ♪ And he’s got one more left
for Hillary ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] As president, I’m proud of the many progressive steps our country has taken
in recent years, both socially
and environmentally. The United States
has been a leader in developing clean energy to ensure the health of our
planet for future generations. Thanks to
the Affordable Care Act, an additional
20 million Americans now have access
to quality health care. And same-sex couples across
the country now have a constitutional right
to marry. [ Cheers ] In short, climate change is real, health care is affordable, and love is love. [ Cheers and applause ] Mm, mm, mmm. Commander in preach! [ Laughter ] You gotta listen to my man,
Bareezus. He’s accomplished a lot
in eight years. Even when Congress tried
to block him, he found a way in
through the back door. [ Laughter ] When Republicans…
gave him lemons, he made so much lemonade, Beyoncé started calling him
“Baracky with the good hair.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ Baracky
with the good hair ♪ ♪ His first two terms
ended in such a hurry ♪ ♪ Wish he could go for three
like my man Steph Curry ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] And now…
there will be no third term. I can’t stay forever. Besides, Daddy’s got
a Hawaiian vacation booked in about…223 days. [ Cheers and applause ] But who’s counting? That being said, the American people face
an important decision this fall. The entire world
is watching, and they look to us
for stability and leadership. Now, I know some
of the presidential candidates have been critical
of my foreign policy. I don’t want to name
any names. ♪ He’s talking
about Donald Trump ♪ [ Laughter ] But I believe
it is of the utmost importance to work alongside
other world leaders. That’s why I signed
the Iran nuclear deal. That’s why we reopened
diplomatic ties with Cuba. And that’s why I negotiated
the new trade deal called the Trans-Pacific Partnership,
or TPP. Now, hold on there,
“Prez Dispenser.” [ Laughter ] Are you saying
you’re down with TPP? Yeah, you know me. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Look, Jimmy, the TPP
allows American businesses to sell their products
both at home and abroad. The more we sell abroad, the more higher-paying jobs
we provide here at home. It’s that simple. So — So what
you’re saying is, this trade deal will help put
everyday Americans back to… ♪ Work, work, work,
work, work, work ♪ ♪ He put us back to work,
work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ He put us back to… ♪ ♪ Work, work, work,
work, work ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Now, Mr. President,
since you’re here, I got to ask, have you been watching all
the election coverage this week about Donald Trump? No, but I have been watching
my new favorite show, “Orange
is Not the New Black.” [ Cheers and applause ] Whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m gonna need you
to Netflix and chill. [ Laughter ] I get it if you’re a little
wound up after all this time. I mean, I can’t imagine
what it’d be like to do the same job
for eight straight years. Jimmy,
you probably never will. [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Does Obamacare
cover burns? ♪ ♪♪ America’s best days
are still yet to come. Thank you, Mr. President,
for all that you’ve done. ♪ This country’s on track,
and that is a fact ♪ ♪ Once you go Barack,
you will never go back ♪ ♪ Thank you for leading
the red, white, and the blue ♪ And that is how
we slow jam the news. Oh, yeah. [ Finale plays ] Give it up for the President
of the United States, Barack Obama! [ Cheers and applause ] Double mic drop! We’ll be right back
with more of “The Tonight Show!” Come on, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]

100 thoughts on “Slow Jam the News with President Obama

  1. #jimmyfallonluv and crew 😊👑🕶🎁🎁🎁👑👑👑👑👑 #obamaluv 🤝❤🎄🎁🎁🎁 stay woke!!! #loveislove #commanderandpreach 😅😅😅😅😅🕶

  2. I know is a entertainment show but we have enough of Obama , he was a deception , I vote for him twice and that was my bigger regrets

  3. How far we have fallen in such a short time.
    From a polished intellect…
    To a grunting caveman.
    And we did it to ourselves.

  4. I'm here at the 1st day of 2020 and still don't understand what is Donald Trump doing LOL
    Wish Mr.Obama here 😀

  5. His 8 years of living in the White House is over. He(mostly) gone, but questions remain. This came from a union

    guy in Chicago who didn't vote for Obama. A very interesting perspective!

    It will be interesting to see what they put in his "Library" about his

    early years now that he is out of office. In a country where we take

    notice

    of many, many facets of our public figures' lives, doesn't it seem odd

    that

    there's so little we know about Barack Obama? 

    As Americans, we enjoy knowing details about our news makers, but none of

    us know one single humanizing fact about the history of our own

    ex-president. We are all aware of the lack of incontestable birth records

    for Obama; that “document managing" has been spectacularly successful. 

    There are however, several additional oddities in Obama's history that

    appear to be as well managed as the birthing issue. One other interesting

    thing, there are no birth certificates of his daughters that can be found?

    It's interesting that no one who ever dated him has shown up. The

    charisma

    that caused women to be drawn to him so strongly during his campaign,

    certainly would in the normal course of events, lead some lady to come

    forward, if only to garner some attention for herself. 

    We all know about JFK's magnetism, that McCain was no monk and quite a

    few

    details about Palin's courtship and even her athletic prowess, Joe Biden's

    aneurysms are no secret; look at Cheney and Clinton, we all know about

    their heart problems. Certainly Wild Bill Clinton's exploits before and

    during his White House years, were well known. That's why it's so odd that

    not one lady has stepped up and said, "He was soooo shy" or "What a great

    dancer." 

    It's virtually impossible to know anything about this fellow. Who was

    best

    man at his wedding? Start there. Then check groomsmen. 

    To get the footage of the graduation ceremony. Has anyone talked to the

    professors? It is odd that no one is bragging that they knew him or taught

    him or lived with him. 

    When did he meet Michele and how? Are there photos there? Every president

    gives to the public all their photos, etc. for their library, etc. What

    has

    he released and who voted for him to be the most popular man in 2010?

    Doesn't this make you wonder? 

    Ever wonder why no one ever came forward from Obama's past saying they

    knew him, attended school with him, was his friend, etc?? Not one person

    has ever come forward from his past. It certainly is very, very strange.

    This should be a cause for great concern. To those who voted for him, you

    may have elected an unqualified, inexperienced shadow man. Have you seen a

    movie named "The Manchurian Candidate?"   As insignificant as each of us

    might be, someone with whom we went to school will remember our name or

    face; someone will remember we were the clown or the dork or the brain or

    the quiet one or the bully or something about us. 

    George Stephanopoulos of ABC News said the same thing during the 2008

    campaign. He questions why no one has acknowledged he was in their

    classroom or ate in the same cafeteria or made impromptu speeches on

    campus. Stephanopoulos also was a classmate of Obama at Columbia — the

    class of 1984. He says he never had a single class with him. 

    He is such a great orator, why doesn't anyone in Obama's college class

    remember him? Why won't he allow Columbia to release his records? Nobody

    remembers Obama at Columbia University. 

    Looking for evidence of Obama's past, Fox News contacted 400 Columbia

    University students from the period when Obama claims to have been there,

    but none remembered him. 

    Wayne Allyn Root was, like Obama, a political science major at Columbia

    who also graduated in 1983. In 2008, Root says of Obama, "I don't know a

    single person at Columbia that knew him, and they all know me. I don't

    have

    a classmate who ever knew Barack Obama at Columbia, ever." Nobody recalls

    him. Root adds that he was also, like Obama, Class of '83 Political

    Science, and says, "You don't get more exact or closer than that. Never

    met

    him in my life, don't know anyone who ever met him. At class reunion, our

    20th reunion five years ago, who was asked to be the speaker of the class?

    Me. No one ever heard of Barack! And five years ago, nobody even knew who

    he was The guy who writes the class notes, who's kind of the, as we say in

    New York, 'the macha' who knows everybody, has yet to find a person, a

    human who ever met him."   Obama's photograph does not appear in the

    school's yearbooks and Obama consistently declines requests to talk about

    his years at Columbia, provide school records, or provide the name of any

    former classmates or friends while at Columbia.

    Some other interesting questions: 

    1. Why was Obama's law license inactivated in 2002? It is said there is

    no

    record of him ever taking the Bar Exam.

    2. Why was Michelle's law license inactivated by court order? We

    understand that it was forced to avoid fraud charges.

    It is circulating that according to the U.S Census, there is only one

    Barack Obama but 27 Social Security numbers and over 80 alias' are

    connected to him. The Social Security number he uses now originated in

    Connecticut where he is reported to have never lived, and was originally

    registered to another man (Thomas Louis Wood) from Connecticut, who died

    in

    Hawaii while on vacation there. As we all know Social Security Numbers are

    only issued once, they are not reused. No wonder all his records are

    sealed.

    Please continue sending this out. Somewhere, someone has to know

    SOMETHING, before he reorganized Chicago? SOMETHING!!! He just seemed to

    burst upon the scene at the 2004 Democratic Convention.

    ANYONE??? – ANYWHERE??? – ANYTHING???

    I think soon much is going to come to light about this highly unqualified

    person who was President of the United States for 8 years. Soon, we will

    know how badly we were all doped and duped by this impostor who has

    basically, with much help from his minions, almost brought the greatest

    nation in history to its knees in ruins.

    That will be his legacy. He totally destroyed the integrity, morals and

    Christian heritage of our once great country.

    But, WHO THE HECK IS HE? 😡🇺🇸 🦅

  6. I'm from SL with loaads of corrupt politics. With Obama we used to look up to the US President. Trump is just a meme supply xD

  7. ObamaWasBetterAtEverything @BarackObama even jamming…Slow Jam the News with President Obama @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon #SlowJamNews #MCM #BlackHistoryMonth #BlackLivesMatter
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