Home-Grown Ninjas You won’t catch me! You won’t get it! Na na na na, na naa naaaa! And no, you didn’t catch me! And no,
Remember love with your heart use your head for everything else! Cut! Hi I’m Alan Melikdajangpohjsdfkhasdksd, creator of Captain Disillusion. I hope you don’t mind
General! We’ve located the base where they’re holding the hostages, sir. Excellent! Mobilize the ground troops we have on standby. Sir, the base is on
AND I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I’M STILL REALING FROM YESTERDAY’S BIG NEWS OUT OF THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN. FIRST THAT THERE IS STILL A
[Eugene singing] Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it. Today, we’re delivering babies. What do I know about the actual delivering of
WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. THANK YOU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CRAZED CHEERING.
[FANTASY MUSIC STARTS] Welcome to the city of Alluris, my friend! Put up your feet and stay a while. The adventure can wait for now.
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